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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Life: F(t) Part-2 :)

At times there are some situations in life, where we tend to smile inevitably as the situation demands so. Here are a few funny laws, named NEWTONS LAWS, which Newton forgot to state. Though as simple as they seem, their subtlety lies in the variant mind of the readers. 







LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.







LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! (for sure I say :D)


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.







THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


A keen observer is bound to input them into his mind in an outlook which most of us might seem to overlook or pehaps consider insignificant and trash. But, to add spice to it, they all are a part of intricately woven twists and turns of a huge labyrinth of wanted or unwanted, necessary or unnecessary, intriguing tale of tempest, to which life stands tall and eyeing sagaciously with a grin: Drama. :P


PS: Do not forget the equation 1, of my previous post. We are to use it not only in the next post, but bound to it through out the life! ;)